Chat show host Graham Norton was once forced to deny having sex with his dog after a wild one-night stand went horribly wrong.
The BBC star revealed how a condom went missing when he was cleaning up after a crazy night in the sheets with a lover. After hunting over his whole house, he failed to find the used product until he took his dog Bailey for a walk.
In 2021, the broadcast star appeared on Mel Giedroyc’s panel show Unforgiveable, where the cast recalled their most embarrassing stories. The 60-year-old star joined comedian Desiree Birch and Alex Brooker on the show for a fun night of laughs as they shared their best-kept secrets.
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It’s fair to say the Irish presenter certainly didn’t disappoint with his own red chair story as he recalled the horrifying incident on the show. He told viewers: “I had a gentleman caller, and he was fine.
“The next morning, I waved goodbye to him and slammed the door, ‘Bye, bye’ and that was that. I went upstairs to clean up some of the debris… things you don’t want the cleaner to find.
“I was putting everything away, but there was one bit of debris I could not find. I looked in the bin; it wasn’t there. I thought, ‘Well, I couldn’t have tried to flush that down the toilet, it must have gone. Where on earth is it?’”
Determined to get to the bottom of it, no pun intended, he decided to awkwardly call his lover to see if he knew what had happened to it. He went on: “It got to the point where I phoned the gentleman caller and said, ‘Do you know what happened to the thing?’ and he said, ‘No, I don’t know what happened to it’.
“So I thought that must just be a mystery. That is a mystery!” The star completely forgot about the messy debacle until he took his four-legged friend out for a walk at his local London park two days later.
The presenter sheepishly admitted: “Wednesday morning I was out and about in the park as usual with my dog, Bailey – quite a big Labradoodle – he did his business and I picked that up. I walked over and I put it in the bin and then I looked back and Bailey is lying on the ground clawing at his backside.
“There it was, like a great big ghostly finger hanging out of him. So I had to get it out. Now, all I'll say is no matter how stretchy you think they are, you’ve no idea!
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“Honestly, I was halfway across the park with this thing! I mean, it’s morning time, mothers with their children were going to school. I went, ‘No, I did not f**k with my dog!’”
Now that's one mistake you certainly can't blame on the dog.
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